My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

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Tagged: bless, queue remix part 2,


Doodle doodle doodle. 


Doodle doodle doodle. 

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Tagged: art, queue remix part 2,


please tag your sfw I’m trying to see a tittie

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Tagged: same,


morrigami replied to your post: “morrigami replied to your post: “morrigami replied to your post: “ah…”:
I have failed you let me suffer now

think about how there’s little chance of helena harper being in another resi 

there you’re suffering

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Tagged: look at her, Leila the ultimate meanie,


dang those cool bugs

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Tagged: what,

Join the club ayyee

I’m already a part of the club booty there’s no going back

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Tagged: birds of a feather do flock together after all I guess, adasbooty, replies,

I make a lot of shopping decisions after midnight and then I regret them in the morning

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Tagged: an extra shout out to my boss for being a complete asshole, he still owes me money wow, just my luck,

14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.

17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?

21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

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Tagged: the socks dilemma is real, my mom's not home for another week and I have no idea what happened to my socks, duuuh, general,

bae: come over no ones home

me: what games do u have

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Tagged: same,


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Tagged: capcom pls deliver, resident evil, gaming,

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Tagged: Final Fantasy, FFXIII-2, gaming, queue remix part 2,

me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once

next day: *everything fucks up*

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Tagged: same,

"We must find a method of conditioning them against abandonment of the Little Sisters. Something physical… possibly even lethal. The lab aides are starting to call them ‘Big Daddies.’ Perhaps there’s some genius to that. Bonded pairs, connected by a love that kills.”

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Tagged: i don't care what anybody says bioshock fucked me up bye, bioshock, gaming,


everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
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Tagged: 7 pints of china,


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Tagged: praying in hope that capcom finally saw the light, resident evil, gaming,